Last updated: 25 December 2025
Welcome to Professor Magiko (the “App”), an entertainment app by FILYNX (EU).
By downloading, installing, or using the App, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the App.
- Who we are Publisher: FILYNX (EU) Contact: support@filynx.eu
- What Professor Magiko is (and isn’t) Professor Magiko is pure entertainment.
The App provides absurd, randomly-generated fortune-telling predictions through shake-to-predict interactions. All predictions are fictional, nonsensical, and satirical.
CRITICAL: Do NOT make life decisions based on these predictions. The fortunes have no factual basis and are not advice of any kind—medical, financial, legal, romantic, or otherwise.
- License to use We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use the App for personal, non-commercial entertainment purposes.
You may NOT:
- Reverse engineer, decompile, or attempt to extract source code
- Copy, modify, or create derivative works
- Distribute, sell, rent, or sublicense the App
- Remove or alter any copyright, trademark, or proprietary notices
- Use the App for any commercial purpose without written permission
- Your responsibilities You agree to:
- Use the App only for lawful, entertainment purposes
- Not attempt to harm, interfere with, or abuse the App or its services
- Not use automated systems (bots, scrapers) to access the App
- Respect that shake-detection requires device sensors; don’t tamper with functionality
- Accept that the App is provided “as-is” and may change or be discontinued at any time
- Intellectual property All content, fortunes, design, graphics, audio, video, animations, branding, and code in the App are owned by FILYNX or licensed to us.
Professor Magiko’s character, persona, laboratory aesthetic, and fortune database are protected by copyright and trademark law.
You may take screenshots for personal sharing, but you may not redistribute our content, assets, or fortunes commercially.
- Disclaimers (the important part) NO REAL PREDICTIONS: All fortunes are randomly generated fiction. They have no predictive value, supernatural power, or connection to reality.
ENTERTAINMENT ONLY: This is a joke app. A parody. Absurdist theater. Do not treat it as factual, advisory, or prophetic.
NO WARRANTIES: The App is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind—express, implied, statutory, or otherwise. We don’t guarantee that:
- The App will always be available or error-free
- Results will be accurate or useful (they won’t be—they’re random nonsense)
- The App will meet your expectations or run on all devices
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK: You use Professor Magiko entirely at your own risk.
- Limitation of liability TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW:
FILYNX and Professor Magiko are NOT liable for any damages arising from your use of the App, including but not limited to:
- Direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages
- Lost profits, lost data, or business interruption
- Decisions made based on predictions (seriously, don’t do this)
- Emotional distress from absurd fortunes
- Any other harm or loss of any kind
Some jurisdictions don’t allow full limitation of liability for consumer products. In those cases, our liability is limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.
- Indemnification You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless FILYNX from any claims, damages, costs, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from:
- Your use or misuse of the App
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your violation of any rights of others
- Third-party services The App uses third-party services (advertising, analytics) governed by their own terms:
- Google AdMob: https://admob.google.com/home/terms/
- Google Analytics for Firebase: https://firebase.google.com/terms
We’re not responsible for third-party services or their terms.
See our Privacy Policy for how data is handled: [link to privacy policy]
- Age restrictions You must be at least 16 years old to use this App.
The App contains absurd, satirical content that may not be suitable for children who cannot distinguish entertainment from reality.
- Termination We may suspend or terminate your access to the App at any time, without notice, for any reason (including violation of these Terms).
You may stop using the App at any time by uninstalling it.
Sections 5, 6, 7, 8, and 12 survive termination.
- Changes to these Terms We may update these Terms from time to time. The “Last updated” date will change.
Continued use after changes means you accept the updated Terms. If you don’t agree with changes, stop using the App.
- Governing law and disputes These Terms are governed by the laws of the European Union and the country where FILYNX is registered, without regard to conflict of law principles.
Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of that jurisdiction.
If you’re a consumer in the EU, you retain rights under EU consumer protection law and may bring claims in your country of residence.
- Severability If any part of these Terms is found unenforceable, the rest remains in effect.
- Entire agreement These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and FILYNX regarding the App.
- No professional relationship Using Professor Magiko does not create any professional, advisory, therapeutic, or fiduciary relationship between you and FILYNX.
The professor is not a real person. He cannot help you. His advice is terrible. Do not follow it.
- Contact Questions? Concerns? Existential crises caused by absurd predictions?
Email: support@filynx.eu
By using Professor Magiko, you acknowledge that: ✓ All predictions are fictional entertainment ✓ You will not make real decisions based on random fortunes ✓ The professor is a fictional mad scientist character ✓ You’ve read and agreed to these Terms
Now go shake your phone and enjoy some quality absurdity.